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JD Vance Never F*cked A Couch; Here Are Some Jokes About JD Vance F*cking A Couch Anyway
Dear readers, we regret to inform you that the rumors of JD Vance having once fucked a couch — or more accurately, having once fucked “an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions” — are not true. It’s simply not the case that he described …