
America! I, Vladimir Putin, Thank You For President Who Is Easier Than Siberian Night-Woman
Are you hanging up? Nyet! You hang up first. I’m not hanging up first. Nyet! You! Okay, neither of us hang up. Let’s just talk until we fall asl— Oh, das vidanya, corpulent Wonkette piss jockeys! I did not see you there. It is I, Vladimir Vladimirovich …